Is "bland" really the word you're looking for?
Because lettuce on white bread sandwiches are THE SHIT.

At the very least, we can get Buster's Swatch back, right?

Krindy?

He also said some things that African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either.

Karatloz, you're my kind of people.

Ah, fuck. I have a mate called Jermaine… no excuse for the extra "t" at the end of Bret… except that I'm Aussie, so fuck you and everyone else.

Why would Jermaine cut him down if he's not likely to participate in the hug if any choice is involved? As for the loss of IQ points, what show have you been watching? Brett talking on a Bluetooth without knowing it goes with a phone… Jermaine's "apartment" to impress Sally… and pretty much everything that happens…

I got a song for you, bitch.
It's called "Daughter, don't sing!"

I was coming when I saw it… does that count?

I've given it a few spins now, it's definitely got enough tracks that are instantly catchy, and the rest are pretty strong growers… a couple of them remind me of Spiderbait during their "Grand Slam" period, which is pretty cool.

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This Is Our Perfect Crime
Listened to this track a few times now and I'm definitely hearing the Killers vibe, but only for the first bit of singing, thankfully. And probably only because I was really listening for it. Past that I'm hearing a lot of tight pop/rock that I'm not used to attaching to The Von Bondies,…

But our February is already your June… in the Down-Underverse.
Man, I don't know what to do here… the idea that The Von Bondies would have anything "Killer-esque" on their new album would put me off completely, except "I Don't Wanna" kind of rocks… going to their MySpace reveals another track, "Pale Bride" which is…

But it's 3:40 PM…

Actually we go with "dickhead", "knob", "wanker" and "chode" way more than "cocksucker"…

Is not a shitty first still a first?

I don't know why, but I have a real need to sell you paper… and way more than I sold to that William Buttlicker guy.

Great, now that that's out of the way, where the hell is The Love Guru? After my mate dragged me to see The Happening I had to get a copy of The Love Guru to see which was worse… and it was too close to call.

I've got a thirst.
A thirst… for first.

*COUGH*
GNR in the same breath as The Rolling Stones? Are you out of your fuckin' mind? I know it's fun to toke after every track on Waitin' To Inhale, but don't go back to writing your feature for The A.V. Club right after.