You Americans get ripped off. Here in Canada, the only months that don't have a stat holiday/long weekend are March and June.

I've never seen a TV character I've wanted to hug as much as Kimmy. I mean, I'd be fine if that hug led to other things, but I just want to hug her so bad.

The second movie is really fantastic from top to bottom. By far, and I mean BY FAR, the best Spiderman movie yet made.

Boo-Hoo. You guys won the cup 9 years ago. All my team wins in the past 9 years is the draft lottery. Fingers crossed for tomorrow night!

I go to ALOT of shows. I've never seen anybody lip sync.

A waitress told me a few weeks ago that I looked like Tim McGraw. I had no idea whether or not it was a compliment since I had no clue who Tim McGraw was. I googled when I got home. Still not sure.

I'm not exactly hip, but Billy Idol, Explosions in the Sky, and Death Cab for Cutie are the only bands there whose music I've ever knowingly heard. Usually I do better than that looking at festival lineups.

Look, it's simple. I believe that all people should be treated with dignity and respect. I also believe that it is possible to treat people with dignity and respect while also joking about their beliefs. Everybody on this planet believes something to be true that is silly and ridiculous to somebody else. …

I think that's the key here. He really seems like a dumb guy.

Every office I've ever worked in always had at least one shorty urinal. My buddy, who's 6 foot 5, liked to use it because it made him feel extra giant and his piss felt so powerful going all the way down there. Cool story, bra.

I grew up in a house that had unisex bathrooms!

I had a girlfriend once who peed so ferociously that it would splash the underside of the seat. So you lift the seat to pee and there was stinky caked on piss all over the place. Gross. It was fun to have her pee on me though.

Not even close to the top 5. Tell me, who do you put Kobe ahead of on this list:

I had forgotten about that. It was great!

Hockey gets good when baseball starts, baseball gets good when hockey starts. It all works out.

She becomes a badass, but in a completely unbelievable way. I just can't buy it, no matter how hard they try.

Just saw the new Star Wars and I have to say that there was virtually NO character development at all. I kept waiting for the movie to slow down for a second and let things breathe a bit, maybe develop the new characters in some way shape or form. What an exhausting mess of a movie.

Napoleon Dynamite. Everybody said it was quirky, funny and lovable. Jesus fuck I hated everything about it.

You're actually kind of right you know. That's about when everybody started getting TVs, so each generation since has strong attachments to the people we see on the shows we love. Before that, cool, funny famous people didn't come into our homes as we could only read about them.

The Falcons are building a new stadium, and it has been a custom in recent decades to award Super Bowls to cities that build new stadiums. Atlanta has been outspoken about hosting a Super Bowl. The NFL has said that if this law passes, they won't get one.