Here's what's going to happen:

As a Broncos fan I'm cheering for Von Miller. As someone who is not a grandmother, I have never watched the show. (My 78 year old mother in law is the only person I've ever met that watches the show.)

Oh, Jesus.

Why would anybody do that?

Just think about what will be revealed when the Clintons really go after Trump.

Cruz is a human wet fart. Trust me, as a non-American, Cruz is seen as more dangerous than Trump.

Not in the face! Not in the face!

I've already got one….it's really nice.

Each team is still adding 7 more players….make a relax.

You must be one of a handful of people that actually show up for games. I didn't know there were Canes fans unless they're making a deep run in the playoffs!

I don't like Rudy because fuck Notre Dame.

Funny, I usually associate soft pretzels with German cities.

I have a brother 5 years younger than me. When I was about 13 or so I told him that the older men get, the more testicles they get. "You have 2 now, but I've got 3, dad has like 9, grampa has about 13." He legitimately was waiting for more balls to drop until he confronted me when he turned 12ish and decided it…

Does it have a laugh track? If so, it's unwatchable.

Isn't it possible that Tyga doesn't like him? I mean, I don't know what a Tyga is, but it may disagree with McCartney's politics, vegetarianism, or pot-smoking.

Are there any awards shows that are relevant? Why would anybody not directly involved in the industry be interested in a self-congratulatory jerk-off festival? Even more ridiculous is people getting upset over who wins these awards. It's like going to a regional real estate sales conference and complaining that…

I've always thought that he looks exactly as though we was cast for his current role. Somebody said, "we need somebody to play the role of a slimy, assholish, preacher/politician." Then central casting sent this guy and he was perfect.

Velveeta. I chuckled repeatedly for 10 minutes afterwards.

This is not new. My mom got her degree (way back in the mid 60's), worked for a couple of years, and then got married and decided to be a stay at home mom. Over the next several years, so called feminists reacted very negatively towards her due to her decision. My mom responded that she was also a feminist, which…

You'd have to think that fast-food in general is what should be considered "American food."