I'll be damned if I ever watch any tv show about Queen Elizabeth because I don't give a flying fuck about an inbred symbol of medieval aristocracy. Seriously, fuck the Queen, fuck her kids, fuck their kids too. The fact that this old pompous hag is relevant to some people belies all reason.

Exactly. Every single living organism on this planet faces the exact same fate, but we humans have the capacity to appreciate or lament this fate.

Dogs do it, bears do it, spiders do it. Surely you can give it a shot.

Always remember:

Hell yes. Superbad is an all time classic as far as I'm concerned.

It's really a terrible movie, but I love it. Lots of funny scenes especially that one.

Gene: Why would I be horny, I'm not an antelope!

Watched it at home the first time, just my wife and me. She literally peed her pants, while I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, almost fainted and actually fell off the couch.

From the top of my head, stuff that nearly killed me when I first saw it, and again on repeated viewings, and makes me chuckle every time I think about it:

If one was blind, but had listened to and followed Cruz, and then had their sight restored and actually saw Cruz, their reaction would be, "of course he looks like that!" It's like he was specifically cast to play a smug, assholish douche monkey.

It's like he was literally born to play the role.

Life of Brian is the superior film, but Holy Grail is funnier and more fun in general.

Dead on. Star Wars nerds are the worst because there's just not that much meat on the bone. At least geek out over something with some level of depth and mystery!

Fuck yes, Kay Howard! Great character, great actor. It was neat to see Kellerman on Wayward Pines too.

There's a place in southern Alberta named Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump. Moose Jaw is nothing!

I'm going to be that guy. Edmonton has one of the busiest arenas in all of North America. Pretty much every big show comes to town.

We need to see more people eating serial out of Leprechauns. MY ENTRAILS ARE HANGING OUT…WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO EAT THOSE…OH JESUS CHRIST…I SEE DEMONS!

Cracks me up. I also kind of miss the drooling a little bit.

In Canada, when I order a pint, I expect 20oz. too.

After hockey and football, golf is my favourite sport to watch. It can be the most compelling and gripping drama of all the sports. Great TV sport.