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Hearing how bad a movie is makes me more motivated to see it than hearing about how good it is. I want to see Moon and In the Loop, but I think I might want to see Transformers 2 even more to see just how horrible it can be.

It's a live action Simpsons movie about Bart going to Prom.

Also, when Spurlock threw up after eating the Double Quarter Pounder meal, I yelled "Pussy" at my TV.

After he saw Super Size Me, my friend stopped eating McDonalds, but kept eating Burger King and Wendys. That, my friends, is the definition of an idiot.

I like Tudyk, and it always makes me happy to see him in things, but I can't tell you where that started. I have no clue.

If they were planning based on fan-tolerance, every game would be 4 minutes long including time outs.

Would that make Zach Braff Collective Soul?

I think that this is much better suited to Diablo Cody's writing style. It's stupid, but it's supposed to be stupid, and it'll probably be fun.

Actually, last I heard, his fiancee was standing by his side and not giving up on him.

WE NO DUNK BUT WE HAVE GOOD FUNDAMENTALS

I vaguely remember hearing about it. Maybe there were ads when it first came out? I don't know. All I remember about it is thinking, "YouTube is pretty useless. Two YouTubes is going to be even more useless."

They're both ripping off "White on White"

Ba- I was so out of it, I forgot that there WERE singing parts until you just mentioned them.

The Tenant is awesome. Polanski is probably the greatest horror director ever.

I believe he drugged her and kept going while she was saying"No", which I believe falls under the umbrella of straight up rape.

Chinatown is better, but for today's audience, Rosemary's Baby is probably better known.

I watched Scotland, PA and read the Two Towers while taking vicodin after oral surgery. Andy Dick acting like a witch and dental pain do not go well together.

Will it feature highlights from the "Coming Out of the Shell" tour?

No Justice but that which we make. Let's kill Limbaugh.

Well, she most likely paid for her tits. The rest of her might be working for free.