But Megan Fox's tits. Big pros

It's probably a slightly younger demographic, and more female than male.

He had sex with a Filipino love slave.

The first news story I remember was the fall of the Berlin Wall. I was 5-6 years old (I don't remember the exact date), helping my parents bring in groceries, and looked at the cover of the Globe. It was the first time I understood what was going on in the news.

I don't think we'll ever see someone with the precise combination of tact, intelligence, and balls of Cronkite or Murrow in the world of television again. Anyone can have the balls to state an unpopular opinion (See: Fox News), but not everyone can do it and have the people who disagree still respect you the next day.

He was retired before I was born, so I don't have any actual memories of him, but I've studied him.

I know he was 92, but this is the first time in a long time that a famous person's death has brought tears to my eyes. He was a man of the greatest importance. Objective nearly to a fault, so that when he made his opinion heard (specifically the "Stalemate" comment), it shook the earth.

Wasn't there an episode where Cliff gave birth to all those things? Or did I dream that?

At least this isn't a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation.

The Brian Wilson scene in Walk Hard is perfect:

I think Apatow is a better director and producer, but really, they work in pretty similar spheres. But Phillips seems a little darker and more cynical.

For it's first 2 seasons, 30 Rock was stronger than the Office. This year, the Office was far and away the best comedy on TV.

Biggest pleasant surprise: Generation Kill

Really? The Office wasn't Emmy material? It was the best comedy this year, by far.

Hell I love to ridicule, but really? Complaining about clicking a link? Has it come to that?

I'll send you a picture of Thomas Pynchon holding today's paper

Thank you, Otto, for expressing that in a less dickish way than I did.

I thought the "previous version" was just the British cover.

Sorry to hear you wasted 15 seconds of your life that you otherwise would have used looking at gangbang porn. I know that must be really inconvenient.

He's only 72. And he still loves the Brady Bunch.