In that case, shouldn't they be getting angry like Hearst?

phodreaw is right. We're talking about the species that created the Keyboard Cat.

To be fair, my Bill Simmons closer was unconscious. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

Man, people have lost their sense of humor around here. Last summer, no one would have given a shit about someone making fun of humanity for liking Transformers.

People actually liked it more than Star Trek? But Star Trek was based on a good show and Transformers was based on Transformers.

It's rained for the entire month of June here in MA. I think God is practicing for the next Great Flood.

My idiot douchebag friend who thinks he knows about filmmaking liked the first one, and apparently he "heard the second one was great". Why do I hang out with these people?

Uwe Boll. Michael Bay's and Woody Allen's failures in directing Blood Meridian would just result in mediocre, boring films. Uwe Boll would fail in such a fantastic, disgusting, blaze of blasphemy and poor taste that people would be watching it for years and years to come. I'm not merely answering your question. I'm…

I think there's always been big fans of Jackson, but most people had trouble trying to decide how they should feel about him because of his personal life. It's sort of the same thing as Roman Polanski. I think it makes sense that now that he's passed away, it becomes easier to discuss him as a musical influence, and…

Uh
What do you know?

C.S. Lewis, Jr.
Ahead of his time.

Why don't you take a picture, JAG OFF?!

I was talking about SNL, but the Simpsons' last 11 years fits the mold too.

It's PIT-PAT!

We got a lot of weird looks for that line.

I'm almost glad that it's only 4 seasons. Bob and David were exhausted with it by the end of it, and it was better to have 4 seasons of amazing comedy than 34 seasons of occasionally successful comedy.

Humor IS subjective, but that doesn't change the fact that you are wrong.

My friends and I spent new years 2004 singing that song on the streets of Boston.

His science….it's too tight! Damn!

No shit!