3,000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm living the fucking past!

The fiancée and I have been watching The Sopranos the last few months from the beginning.  This is my 3rd viewing, but her first.  She texted me while I was at work.  I don't think she even knew who he was before she "met" Tony Soprano.  But she's sad, and it definitely bothered me as soon as I found out.
He was way…

CAKE.

Is your wife a bobcat?

They were Nazis, Nude?

@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus : That quote by Michael Caine might be the single, most honest thing ever said by anyone in Hollywood ever.  And also the most awesome thing ever said as well.

That's what I came here to say!  I expected it to be in the list, and was genuinely surprised that it wasn't.

When I read this, my brain immediately switched it to a Scottish accent.  It was wonderful.

@avclub-5c3b44401b674811b5e8088e1a24e7a5:disqus I believe you're looking for Femi-Mujahideen.

For some unexplained reason, I feel drawn to liking this album.

It must be a "Scott" thing, because that's my name and I've seen JAWS at least 200 times, starting when I was a kid on VHS.  Then VHS Widescreen, which was the first time I truly saw it.  Then DVD, and finally, a few months ago, I saw it in the theater when Universal was doing one night showings of classics.  I was…

How about scrimshandying?  And let's just go ahead and say that any maritime tune about scrimshaw and scrimshanders is a…

@avclub-3a181afc3a6d521273594cb4f2ea160f:disqus : My last name is also Swedish, and while it's not a complicated name, most people pronounce it like the name of a major city in England.  The only person who has ever gotten my name right that I can recall was from Sweden.

Save it for Queen Dopplepopolis.

Which is what you could say to defend everyone appearing in this movie!

Thank you, and thank you for your service, Colonel Tall.

MARSHALL PLAN

Couldn't agree more. 

That was the best thing about it.

The kid appearing to be adopted was the best part, other than the guy's NASA shirt.  I am pretty sure the kid is a girl, yet they say "son".