Yeah, if you don't get it, maybe Transformers is more your speed.

If scrivening isn't the verb to describe the act of carving scenes into whale bone, I'm gonna be sad.

Look Who's Windtalking Too

There was a guy playing pretty well during the Masters named Thorbjorn.  Which means Thunderbear.  The guy's name is Thunderbear.

If they don't love you going out, they'll love you coming in.

I'll see it, just for the sharks.  I love sharks, I love them. 

I wasn't familiar with Jeselnik's comedy, and the promos didn't make me think I'd like it.  But once I caught part of The Jeselnik Offensive, I was hooked.  It makes me laugh, what can I say?

Nathan For You filled the empty hole in my heart that was left when Comedy Central failed to renew Jon Benjamin Has A Van.

Same here, I laugh heartily throughout each episode. 

I was sad that Lucero didn't play anything from The Last Pale Light in the West when La Crab and I saw them in Reno (Sparks, technically) a few weeks ago. But I got to talk to Ben Nichols for a good 5 minutes about Blood Meridian and a little about his brother's movies.

Ben Nichols told me Mud was great.  Yeah, he's a little biased, since his brother is the director.  But I think what to take away from this is:

@avclub-2ada31fe193c3a8c3f18a2d15c64362c:disqus , @avclub-7706d2dc2da6837340effd985dc620b6:disqus : But the lenses and the mouth stay the same size!

ANAL BEADS

In your honor, I shall always refer to the clitoris as The Angry Raisin.

Racecar built backwards is poop!

Indian burns, we called 'em.

"Punch the keys, Christian!" Anastasia screamed, using the word "keys" to describe her seven clitorises.  Clitori?  Clitorati?  Clitpourri? Clitpourri, yes, that's it. 

Gus Van Sant is angling to direct, so he can also star in the male lead.

Phase 1: Write erotic fanfiction of an already shitty series of books
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit

How are we not friends in real life?!