James Bond will return in:

How the fuck is Misery not even talked about as a great King horror adaptation?!

He was a Lieutenant Colonel (I think), but point taken.  Unflappable, seen-it-all, giving not one shit.

I think my fiancee and I will get one eventually, but it's certainly not for any need.  It's basically halfway between our iPhones and our laptops. 

Uh, you go to the store to pay your bill?  Why?!

And panhandlers.  Again, the places I go have so many people around that are waiting to ask people coming and going for change.  Don't get me wrong, I've given my fair share of money to panhandlers (and I'm basically a poor person myself), but it got old.  Having headphones (even if they're not even actually emitting…

I don't use my phone to listen to music, but I've realized my life is much more tolerable if I have my ears plugged up.  I buy and sell stuff online, and the places I go to find my wares are always full of screaming kids and loud people.  I've realized if I just remember to grab my iPod before I get out of the car,…

Except for many, the lesson we take from it is "don't be like this guy, he's an asshole". 

John Hodgman as the crazed millionaire is probably my favourite bit on The Daily Show.  It could be my own retconning here, but doesn't he have an arc, more like a character than a contributor?  Or did one show they just decided to make him a millionaire?

@avclub-cf8ab4ad13f2582686dabb598a18fc23:disqus : I would have to go to some sort of listening workshop, or perhaps my hearing sucks, or perhaps I just don't have the right speakers/headphones/whatever, cuz I listen to music in mp3 form and it sounds fine.

God, I hate the world "viral".

Keep it on, dammit!

@avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus  you should've registered as "A Doritos Historian" instead. 

Do what the Brits do: replace the -ah with an -er on your first name, and just run it right into the start of your last name.

I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that Lay's is using here… it didn't require any discipline to attain it. They read what others had done and took the next step. Lay's didn't earn the knowledge for themselves, so they don't take any responsibility for it. They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to…

I don't know how I feel about that.

According to the rules, the Tigh goes to the runner.  Does any of the AVC look like they ever run?

I'm sure it beats the hell out of the first post I made.  Thanks for sharing.

"fluorescent lights play across wet rubber coats and gloves, while pinkish entrails slosh about…"

U.S. title: Bootstraps!: The Movie