I find this Merlot rather shallow and pedantic.

The DeepStar Six poster was 1,759 times better than the movie.

You'd think the pig would at least want a hamjob out of the situation.  You know, everyone likes pulled pork.

My sister married a Duck.  But she's a Wildcat, so I suppose the law is different for them.

@avclub-79557cb93066f4470b8cee6e9110f757:disqus : the worst part of every website, other than The AV Club, is the comments section. 

That could've been a pretty good gimmick account, a constantly confused poster named Arrested Development Fan.

Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this post.

You've made a huge mistake.  The quote is "I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich."

Those are pretty bad, but the one where he tells the little girl "hold on, I'm watching this" makes me laugh every time.  It makes me miss the ads for that bank, where they treat kids like shit.

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

Ditto.

For me, the Samsung ads are the worst.

For me, the Samsung ads are the worst.

Is herpes just not a big deal anymore?  If I had it, I'd be so ashamed that I'd probably become a monk.  And I certainly would never sleep with anyone knowingly who had it, no matter how "hot" they are.

Kate Upton has no waist.  She somehow manages to look better fully dressed than in a bikini.

She said something before that, in the prison, at some point.  I think.  I just don't remember what it was.

I felt the same way.  I didn't want to come out and say it was a bad episode, because I know I didn't care for a lot of it due to my dislike of Jessa.  It was only made worse for me by the Father Version of Jessa, and the Step Mom Version of Jessa to boot.

So "rawbun" isn't just a clever name.

Maybe it's my despisal of Toyota, but I enjoyed that part the most.