I disagree.  It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Actually, the soldiers in Paths of Glory didn't refuse a suicidal order.  That was the tragedy of their plight.  They carried out the order until it was deemed impossible (one guy was struck in the head and knocked unconscious before he was able to leave the trench), and then they turned back.

I had forgotten about that review, thanks for the revival.  Apparently she's written several more books.  Have they been reviewed here and I missed them?  Oh, and her blog is also insufferable.

FLAGGED for misspelling amirite.

Blood Veridian, or The Half-Human Orangutan in the Third Trimest

wtf is crabcore lol

Oh, so that's why The Blind Side was fucking awful.

My ex is a Republican who loves Maroon 5 and Kenny Chesney.  She also said I wasn't funny, which is a damned lie.

I am Jack's lack of writing talent.

What do you think of that, Mr. Blue Duck?

Jim Billy has a point.  Other than being the first black president, what has Owe-bomb-a ever done in his life?

Because Depp reached the last page in his diary?

You guys have to stop fighting.  We're the cops.

The Oreo one killed me, if only for the cop whispering at the end:

But CBS thanked its viewers, cuz you can't be America's most watched network without the viewers!

When I worked graveyard at a gas station, we'd take 2 liters, shake them up, toss them in the air.  They'd nearly always come down cap first, and go shooting off into the air.  It was a grand old time, until the local cop came up the road right as one bottle arched its way across the street.

Bingo. 

Elijah Krantz. Your boyfriend's buttplug.  Whaddya need, a road map?

Because it's hilarious that George is never happy with what he has, that even though he outkicks his coverage (he's Ray if Ray didn't care about the lack of success), he finds a way to ruin it.

I always wanted to play football, but my first day of practice, I showed up with a lefthanded football bat.   And I'm righthanded.  The shaming I received for this gross error in equipment purchasing was too much to overcome, so I never went back.