I Normally Despise The Whole "That's My Life" Connection To A Show, But…

That's how they get ya.

That's how they get ya.

Calf implant procedures.

@avclub-53ef3f6607f8a9d210d7ceb6c2eab5e8:disqus : We can include Berman.  He sucks too.

@avclub-6d70794a854c67a64a9d29a5f32a2c61:disqus : I didn't want to reveal the twist ending, but here it is:  the winner is killed immediately.

@avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus : Danny Ainge did.  Drafted by the Blue Jays.  My history teacher, the less famous Ainge, his kid played QB at Tennessee a few years ago.

Joe Buck, Tim McCarver and Brent Musberger should be required to fight in some sort of death match. 

Danny Ainge's brother was my high school history teacher.  True story.

Being a Ducks fan, Chip Kelly was a joy to behold.  I've always felt the NFL coaches are too chickenshit when it comes to 4th and short situations, especially in the red zone.  When Chip showed up and went for it on 4th and just about any distance from his own 40 and in, it was exactly what I wanted out of a coach. …

Chip Kelly would never bring a veggie platter to a Super Bowl party.  But then gain, his Win the Day philosophy means he treats every party like it's a Super Bowl party.

Sidenote:  I've always enjoyed how Frank Whaley's character is called both Brad and Brett by Jules.

Good, my dot matrix printer is set up properly.

Which one?  There's two Marilyn Monroes.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus : This is going to kill my sister.  She loves Mark Grace, has met him a few times through her work. In fact, he offered to trade her an Arizona State Sun Devils helmet signed by former QB Andrew Walter for a signed Cubs helmet of his, but so far, the transaction has yet…

Hate to break it to you, but Miss Piggy's spent her entire career with someone's hand completely inside her.

I'm sorry, the actor they were looking for is "Roger Moop".

Mirabel, eh?  I once spent a month in Mirabel one night.

AREA MAN GOES AND GETS HIMSELF HIT BY A GODDAMN BUS

I'll only watch if Harvey Keitel is signed to play a detective who keeps betting on the Dodgers to beat the Mummies in games 3, 4 and 5.