They weren't werewolves in Twilight.  They were shapeshifters… who happened to always change between human and wolf form.

Hulu doesn't even have the whole skit available.  Sheesh.

I heard they just couldn't match Thomas Jane's salary demands.

Why no pinch?

Dreadnought.

This is fucking amazing.  That is all.

I'm grateful to have been Left Behind. Never wanted my life to go to pot.

- When I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus : I actually felt the same way as your dad.  I was hoping for more of a Cast Away experience.

I know you're joking, but…

I'll have to keep an eye out for that one.  Thanks.

Surely there must be a book or two out there that compiles suicide notes.  And I can't be the only one who would find them interesting, right?

You have no power over me.

You have no power over me.

I was just thinking about this last night, walking through the U of Nevada's library.  The sheer quantity of books made me wonder if I picked a starting point, read each book on the shelf, how far I'd get before my death.  I quickly realized "not very" was the correct answer, and I'm a decently fast reader.

I was just thinking about this last night, walking through the U of Nevada's library.  The sheer quantity of books made me wonder if I picked a starting point, read each book on the shelf, how far I'd get before my death.  I quickly realized "not very" was the correct answer, and I'm a decently fast reader.

Cormac McCarthy.  Though I would guess his books are too violent for school.

He has a punchable face, that's for sure.  But not because I dislike the guy.  I think he's hilarious, especially when heckled.

And I said "What about Amazon Women on the Moon?"/
And Greg said "I think I remember the film/
And as I recall I think I liked it in college"/
And I said "Alas, available on Netflix Instant it's not"/

I have an iPhone, and I like it alright.  If I had gotten something else, I'm sure I'd like that too.  Which is why I hate those Samsung ads.  I've never cared for commercials where they depict the competition.  Pepsi does it by showing Coke drivers that secretly crave Pepsi.  Samsung showing Lame-Os standing in line…