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El Crab
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DERK ER DER!

I just don't understand the desire for that book.  I collect books, but I can't fathom wanting that book, unless I was running a museum.  Even then…

That's my favourite bit from Colbert right now.  His referencing Mitt Romney and making up names because he can't remember.

Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here!

That's the last one in existence, @avclub-4d854debfb4d550a51d8c44865faf00e:disqus .  It's inspired me to write my own version of Children of Men, but instead of humanity's last hope being one pregnant woman, it'll be a Chevy Astro for sale in Torrance.

It's my second favourite, only JAWS tops it for me.  Other than The Big Lebowski being tops as far as the Coens go, I've never been able to rank their movies.  I love 'em all, even the misfits.

This is not a possible scenario.  No one drives an Astro anymore.

I was hoping against hope that this was the sequel to Appaloosa when I clicked the title, but alas.

When there's a railroad to the mountaintop that needs buildin'.

That was Bill Russell.

It's no different for TV right now.  You can't say shit on network TV, but a depiction of murdering a person by dragging them behind a car is totally acceptable.

It's a movie I also wish could be remade to just be about these weird creatures terrorizing innocent countryfolk.

Totally agree.  I think the need for a twist ruins it for me, the first half is fantastic. I'd rather just keep going with the story, without the twists.

I know I'm in the minority here, but I fucking love Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

So she saw the damn spaceship after all.

And now, if I ever run into Kevin Bacon myself, I'll hopefully remember to say the same.  Because I 100% agree with that sentiment.

I've seen it mentioned so many times in so many different topics, but I can't do it.  I can't watch animals being killed. 

I've seen it mentioned so many times in so many different topics, but I can't do it.  I can't watch animals being killed. 

I've seen it mentioned so many times in so many different topics, but I can't do it.  I can't watch animals being killed.