I Don't Know If It's Filmable, But…

THIS.

THIS.

When I saw it in the theater, I was mesmorized.  It remains one of my favourite movies, and I'm happy that my fiancee loved it when we watched it more recently.

When I saw it in the theater, I was mesmorized.  It remains one of my favourite movies, and I'm happy that my fiancee loved it when we watched it more recently.

Sounds like someone who could've benefitted from a visit by the "Don't Do Things To Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger".

Sounds like someone who could've benefitted from a visit by the "Don't Do Things To Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger".

It remains to be seen if there ever was a romantic, let alone sexual, relationship between John Smith and Pocahontas.  The historic record distinctly lacks any evidence of this, and it seems the only reason it's talked about is pop culture references to the two.  And it also needs to be remembered that in the 1600s,…

It remains to be seen if there ever was a romantic, let alone sexual, relationship between John Smith and Pocahontas.  The historic record distinctly lacks any evidence of this, and it seems the only reason it's talked about is pop culture references to the two.  And it also needs to be remembered that in the 1600s,…

And John C. Reilly is the son of the Old Man and the C.

And John C. Reilly is the son of the Old Man and the C.

Oh shit!  Get the FUCK outta here!

Oh shit!  Get the FUCK outta here!

BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO! 

BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO!  BIZARRO! 

He should spin that off into a buddy detective show, called "Glock and Spiel".

He should spin that off into a buddy detective show, called "Glock and Spiel".

Nothing To Do With The Walking Dead, But How The Balls Did I Miss The JAWS Review?

Nothing To Do With The Walking Dead, But How The Balls Did I Miss The JAWS Review?

Liked specifically for correctly saying "champing", not chomping".