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El Crab
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Liked specifically for correctly saying "champing", not chomping".

Team RamRod.

Team RamRod.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

For some reason, I read that in Werner Herzog's voice.

For some reason, I read that in Werner Herzog's voice.

You'd think that with the popularity of zombie movies these days, someone would greenlight a Resident Evil movie by now.  But alas…

You'd think that with the popularity of zombie movies these days, someone would greenlight a Resident Evil movie by now.  But alas…

Cavalry.  The word is cavalry.

Cavalry.  The word is cavalry.

Check me if I'm wrong Sartre, but if I kill all zee golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away zee key.

Check me if I'm wrong Sartre, but if I kill all zee golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away zee key.

Well, I didn't laugh, thank you.  It should've read:

Well, I didn't laugh, thank you.  It should've read:

How'd those slights work out for the Romans?

How'd those slights work out for the Romans?

Having seen Part 1 with Rifftrax, I wouldn't envy the screenwriter(s) that had to stretch it out into two movies.  Nothing happened.  It was a slog, even with the usually hilarious commentary. 

Having seen Part 1 with Rifftrax, I wouldn't envy the screenwriter(s) that had to stretch it out into two movies.  Nothing happened.  It was a slog, even with the usually hilarious commentary. 

Not 1/2 werewolf, she'd be 1/2 shapeshifter.  They're not technically werewolves, even though they seem to only ever change into wolves.