I don't look at SKINNY white men…or women. I like my women thick and juicy with them natural herbs and juices.

I think the intro skit to Outkast's "Aquemini" says it best about socially conscious rap.

You do realize that Ke$ha and La Roux are the same guy right?

She probably has that lesbian smell…basically like the inside of a Barnes and Noble.

Does that count include some man-titty?

I like sausage.

That is sad. Nate be on everybody's songs for a while. Guess his body couldn't regulate after the stroke.

where uncle Nate at?
Is Akon the new 'Nate Dog'? Also, why do female country singers punch harder than the 'boys'of country. Miranda Lambert's "Only Prettier" was one of the best country songs of last year. That song had a spine made out of crush Bud bottles and concrete.

I think he kinda looks like Rock Hudson. Franco is a handsome scamp.

Soon Franco will invade the cells of your body through Osmosis…or maybe it will be like the end of "Matrix" when Agent Smith tried to fist Neo. Anyways, Franco Babies for everyone! Happy New Year!

Like "Strangers with Candy"?

Big Hair
Was Cheeto also in "Colors". Mariska Hargitay looks like some of my friends here in Arkansas. Big Hair is coming back Y'all. Jeri Curl guy rode my bus to school. He'd lean up against the window and get it all smudgy. I fell in the floor of the bus one day because I put my hand on a seat that had been Jeri…

Harry Angstrom
The "Rabbit" series captured middle-age crisis quite well.

Mmmmm….Peaches! Peaches come from a can made in a factory by a man who lives downtooooooooooooow!

Sexing up Teens
Got me a Stapp infection.

How come there ain't never any German Firsting on the AVC?

shhh!

Ima steal my own shit.

I get excited about a bottle of Sutter Home

Yes, freshly sqeezed from Holbrooks wrinkly mangina.