Final Pantstasy
The Pantstastic Four
Pantsin' II-Pantsin' Boogaloo
Sister Hood of the Traveling Pants

Hot Prison Hamster Rape…mmmmhhhhhmmmm!

Why do all the Christians get big pee-pees? BTW, I know something about crucifictions…Stop Playing.

Better Dead than Alien….the best game ever for the Atari 520ST.

Yeah, iPhone Guy, that is why I use Android. Creepy stalker iPhone guys, jeezus.

Do the gays make 'jewelery face'?

Are there Starbucks in the ghetto?

"Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" only confirmed for me that she is a ballz out lezbian. What straight woman could sing that song? She has a lezbian singing voice.

Cool

I thing NPH is Sinistar but I could take him down in the Battlezone.

I like the direction the AV Club is heading…Lesbian Hate Sex, Artsy Ballerinas, Vodka, Vodka, Vodka, and a Fleshlight.

I take it that TMSP likes Jeggings.

Best Rap Album
Best Rap Album….Big Boi's "Sir Lucious Left Foot Son of Chico Dusty". Hands down one of the best of the year and far better than that maudlin crap from Marshal Mathers. Eminem is like the Nickleback of rap.

I am from Arkansas. We think here on the CSA ranch that Charlyne could give us oral pleasures long time. We like her name…CHARLYNE. That is a purdy name.

and gay….

Hi! I'm Mork! NaNu! NaNu!
Robin Williams must pay! He is responsible for this type of 'comedy'. I will resurect the dead body of Johnathan Winters to finish the job. Mr. Winters did have a cold glint in his eye that was saying to me "Robin Williams must die!".

I am down for some Drag Queen Cooking Shows. Sadly, Paula Deen is an actual woman.

Carla Gugino

I've met this guy. In a Starbucks. He was smugly looking around in satisfaction at all the iMacs in use. Made fun of my Droid Phone. Said that he loves driving his Volkswagen Passat. Feels the need to critique a singer with more talent in his dookie stained underwear than he will ever have. Must be a closet Republican.

Battlezone
What Axl needs is big honkin' Tater Gun. Shoot that shit right back at 'em. Tater Guns rock…better than Axl apparently.