I am Jewel and my life sucks.

Simple Delicious Heroin.

Patton Oswald got me into heroin the way Francois Truffaut got Hitchcock into heroin.

Dental plan?

We're not paying you to think.

I keep forgetting that they still make shows.

#shitmyracismsays

The Long Screech Goodnight.

You don't know what's in Screech's heart.

That was the first jazz record I really got into. Mingus has always been gateway music for rock listeners. Dannie Richmond is one of the great unheralded players.

Let it go.

You beat me to it by 11 hours and fifteen minutes.

That's the worst part about Wynton, he acts like he invented appreciating Ellington.

I played my kid A Love Supreme for the first time this week. It was like giving him smack. In a good way.

What a mean thing to say.

But you still want the Arby's sauce, yes?

It's Warden Gentles all over again.

"Matt Damon." - Matt Damon

Good morning and yes, I am honestly surprised. I didn't realize the comments on her articles here were such a hotbed of negativity. Had I known, I wouldn't have participated. But, my comment is mild and rooted in my belief that Ms. Esposito's material is redundant and lacks depth. I don't like her as a performer, but…

Then let's salt the earth where it stood.