I can't be glad?

I'm just glad she mentioned her haircut. Again.

My eye!

*downloads sugar water app*

Stupid autocorrect.

It's lede.

Bill Cosby died on the way to his comeback special.

#rapejokeculture

*spikes Gordon Frohman's drink*

Wouldn't it be funny if you walked outside right now and made a joke about five Bill Cosbys?

Fuck you asshole.

Mr. Eddie has been very irritable since deciding to "set a good example."

As the parent of a high schooler I can confirm that oh my god yes they smoke weed. Sometimes in their room.

Isn't the AV Club taking TMZ's side by linking to their recording?

Snarknado!

I read about 100 pages, set it down and totally forgot about it. That is my review of the book. The most I got out of it was "yep, that's where David Foster Wallace got it from."

Fair point. After I made my comment I realized I had done just that, passively suggest someone was a rapist based on no knowledge of the facts (so I added the caveat). But, I do think claiming to sleep with 17 consecutive Playboy Playmates is something a sexist pig would do, and it appears to have happened in an…

There is no reason to assume his anger at a chair would translate into anger at a stool. People are jumping to conclusions.

Remember the whole thing about James Caan sleeping with every Playboy Playmate in a particular year? Remember how we assumed it was consensual?

I ain't no millionaire's son.