"Show me the murder weapon!"

I think that actually made him play better.

I have too much respect for drugs to go after some "runner's high".

I had a twitter account for about 5 days. I tweeted a joke that a friend then retweeted. Then Black Francis retweeted it. That earned me about 200 new followers in a day and I deleted my account because I was clearly in over my head. My friend had to explain to me who Black Francis was, and suggested I buy Doolittle.…

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Did Harry Shearer have a head cold? Ned sounded odd.

My 15 year old son (who, by the way, is very angry at Bill Cosby) has been telling people about Wahlberg's racist past for years. He is super excited that this might blow up in stupid Mark Wahlberg's face. My son is also very angry at the 4th Transformers movie.

Marquee Mark is wise to remind us of his racist criminal past. What can go wrong?

My god, Claudia Cardinale is hot.

I watched it last night. You might be incorrect.

He's my hero. Ten years from now.

Jesus.

My comment wasn't even a pun and it was deleted. So much for my constitutionally protected right to comment.

I would kill people with kindness. And an axe.

It is now!

She thought it was the other Timur Bekmambetov.

That's what it took?

And I have had some pretty taco-y shits.

Well, here's the thing …

The funniest comedian working today. God bless the Bamfoo.