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I'll just google it.

Are you going to tell us the answer?

He tortured her, but reluctantly, tenderly.

Has anybody said Chloepatra yet? If not, I'd like to say it now.

Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

Absolutely.

Let's not call him Big Franco.

And most kinds of stepping.

No one can resist your tiny metal top hat.

How low can you go?

It's bubblegum masquerading as metal. Delicious, delicious bubblegum.

*thinks about it*

Kent be any clearer than that.

You snooze, zulus.

He sounds like a real Boer.

One of my eyes is farsighted, the other nearsighted, they have never worked as a team. When I was a kid, one of my eyes was seriously unmoored, resulting in surgeries and years of eye patches. Today, when my doctor wants to test my weak eye, she has to put the dominant one to sleep. It's very Raising Cain.

Two properly functioning eyes, I am guessing.

Lazy eye? When you are tired, do people think you are talking to the person over their left shoulder? Can you not watch 3D movies?

Synthesizers made out of clothespins and playing cards.

It takes over two weeks to dig the giant hole that they play in.