Yul love him in this.

He's playing himself?

So that's why they cut off his feelers and sent them to Buenos Aires.

It's a shame that Badham's original 458 minute cut has been lost.

The joke version's been pretty great too.

Eisenstein in Bay Ridge.

I meant a different Dan Brown.

Excerpted from Dan Brown's The Last Cyphergram. Coming this fall from Doubleday.

Barsanti takes another gulp of scotch and reaches into the trashcan full of press releases.

Barsanti diligently types away, his face smeared with lipstick, lampshade on his head. He is alone.

Barsanti!

"What an absurd length."

But looking stupid is one of his biggest problems.

With Jack Bauer as the cop.

It's no biggie.

You dug deep for that.

Who's next? Rose Marie?

Lycanthropy?

It's just Burma.

I thought Mendez was in over her head. She really tried to be game, but to no avail.