Well, we still have them in real life.

"Do you think somewhere, someone else is putting animal crackers in his girlfriend's underwear?"

How else are you going to meet an Italian supermodel?

Steve Tyler lady is the dad. Liv Tyler lady is the one in the Elf.

So the papyrus fragment was telling the truth!

*eases on down the road*

That was Bad.

*receives draft notice*

This is funnier than the Max Silvestri clips. That is my post.

They're already drafting the next one.

It's a state of the art apology though. How many people worked that over?

Y2K?

I thought it was the IQ cut-off.

Also, I believe 38 Special (nee .38 Special) dropped the decimal in an effort to fight gun violence.

What kind of God would allow this not to happen?

Doesn't suck.

I walked right into that one.

*comically overstuffed canvas sack emblazoned with a dollar sign perfectly matches Son of Neckbeard's slacks*

Grandmas are cool.

With you 100%, Xander.