Complaint or request?

I screwed that up for you. Apologies.

Ryan Reynolds is miscast as the Green Inferno.

Sorry for my delay in replying. Defective junction box, East Malden.

Kids need boundaries.

There weren't any trigger warnings either.

Did he apologize for saying he should respond to a female journalist's accusation of misogyny with the message "suck on this"? I kind of thought that was going to be a problem.

They'll do talkies next.

Du.

I could have got you a discount.

I put handsome in quotations!

I worked for a big publisher in the late 90's that launched a "Complete Idiot's Guide to" series. So embarrassing.

Yes, but I think Shia LaBeouf said it best when he said "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

Slightly ot: Always impressed that a book series succeeds by calling the buyers dummies.

Abed, the neutered robot man? Now I'm sad.

And the fact that he's the telegenic white dude is pure coincidence?

I don't care if you're dead,
and I don't care if you're erect.

If your Clue fan fiction doesn't include an orgy, you're not doing it right.

1. He is that guy from that stupid Talk Soup show.
2. I don't like his jerk-off face.
3. Why is the "handsome" youngish white guy automatically the center of their (the characters on Community) world, and the star of the show. Why is he supposed to be interesting?
4. He has a little rat-face.
5. I have tried to…

*Shia Labeouf awakes one morning from uneasy dreams*