If?

As a devout friend of mine once said, he's nailed to a cross and wearing a crown of thorns. Piss is nothing.

Jack Wagner would kill for a hit like that.

William Sadler's desert buggy. And his fight scene with Johnson. And most everything else. It is a wildly entertaining movie.

Why couldn't Miami's criminals figure out that Sonny Crockett and Sonny Burnett were the same person? Was it all the coke?

Why isn't everyone always punching Joel McHale in the face? I don't get it.

Frida Kahlo. Maudlin, narcissistic, not a great painter.

Some Pug.

Print is dead, and so are you!

Toby Jones is going to be great as Jesse Owens.

The Wrustler

The Sopranos

Budget cuts.

They didn't let him keep it.

Is there too much money for Weird Al?

You sound like his mother.

His preference is Godard? After that review?

Track 2: Hate theme from Lars von Trier's Breaking the Waves.

When isn't he?

It Might Get Quiet