Willie Dixon wrote Stairway to Heaven?

It made me want to buy a product. A mute button, perhaps.

I have never looked something up and been glad.

It's like a freaking Anthony Mackie Jambaroo around here.

I don't know what that means, but yes.

The Last Days of Disqus

Mackie was excellent as the ampersand.

I don't have anything against Lance's testicle, the problem is, neither does he.

No sinking required.

*Burst into room singing Rags to Riches*

And a putz. Let's not forget putz.

And those bullets! They come out so dang fast.

Just call me poster 45678.9
FalconEddie is the misheard name of a villain from Rich Man/Poor Man. I have zero idea why it popped into my head when creating the account. If I knew how to switch to an actual picture of FalconEddie (sic) I would. Because he has an eye patch.

Stop slapping words together! For the next three years, bands should just be assigned numbers for names.

Especially when it regards football.

I agree that Animal Kingdom was overrated. And now we're engaged.

Steadman must be pissed.

Well, if you add in the perspective of the wise old, miracle-prone gallon of chocolate milk, yes.

But putting all the dairy's inner monologues in italics was an inspired touch.

Not all non-siblings are Mike Love. That's a stereotype.