That's gravity for you.

I've given her all of mine.

He has health problems.

I'm not made of stone.

Will he at least keeps his pants on?

Why should he be any different?

Rembrandt always preferred the headshot. Cleaner, he said.

But how much has your sister-in-law been making a month since this happened?

That's ironic.

Holy hell!

Mr. Shoah?

That would be too confusing.

I find fake rolex's endearing. They say: Look at me, I'm a rube! Perhaps respect is the wrong word. I am more likely to talk to them at a party.

And I am a socialist Berkeley professor.

There may be some middle ground between being opposed to luxury consumer goods and wanting to live in "noble poverty".

I turned 35 years ago and failed to start respecting people based on their paying too much for conspicuous status symbols.

All things being equal, I have more respect for someone wearing a fake Rolex than a real one.

Gh-gh-gh-ghosts?

Franco ain't getting into this pool without Klorine.

and Shia's going to be great in it.