His underwear's made of money!

For you, maybe.

In the back of his mind, there was still some hope.

Catches Superman glancing at his watch.

At these prices, it had better.

Kipling ensures that there will be enough racism for everybody.

Like white supremacists, you cut off one head and oh, the mess.

The logo we love.

I named my son after her response.

I addressed this in my letter. Her response:

Sexual harassment aside, I would not want to be R. Kelly's housekeeper.

I realized that after I ate a few.

You didn't get the flowers?

I'll put on my giant Don Gately head and meet you in the lobby.

I contacted DFW's mother about an edit I did of Infinite Jest (450 pages, no tennis). She was very very nice. Handwritten response. She told me it sounded "portable" ( a dig at IJ's length? I was in heaven) and that I should fear his publisher's lawyers.

Red Norvo though, that cat could play.

I heard his bong is filled with Perrier!

I'll bet she lipsyncs.

I believe they were tires.

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