Buy a greatest hits record. Something with When I Stop Dreaming. Charlie is the real deal, but Ira is unreal. Achingly beautiful.

Spoiler: Satan is not Real.

Can Schreiber a-moulder convincingly? We will see.

The Kansas and Billy Ocean covers are simply the bomb.

I liked this movie despite my own prejudices. And I used to see one of the leads on the F train every morning. (The same one, obviously.)

He's a 13 year old boy, of course he's a douche.

Not everyone can do it. Oh, wait, everyone can. But still, that kid hates Macklemore.

I was actually bragging.

This is exactly my 13 year old son's tirade against this song.

Methuselah was such a prick.

Did people learn nothing from A Walk in the Cloud?

Miss Shia LaBeouf.

This hurts.

I remember that he seemed like a prick. And I remember the laughter. But mostly that first thing.

Remember when SXSW was just Robert Duvall sitting around telling Francis Ford Coppola anecdotes to a bunch of unsigned bands? When did we lose our way?

When Apatow finds out that Paul Rudd's dad canceled Freaks and Geeks, he is going to be so pissed.

Says the guy in the $3,000 sack cloth suit.

Success has made a failure of country music.

Then you don't get Bieber.

It is several bits.