I thought other people had achieved Number 1 status before this.

So many things went wrong, horribly wrong, that I began to wonder if it was becoming so bad that it was becoming interesting. That is to say- this is such a horrible painful train wreck that it is fascinating in the same way one can find, well, a horrible painful train wreck.

Yeah, but at his worst Fillion is weirdly appealing.

It would also be inadmissible in court if the suspect at any time while in custody had invoked his right to an attorney.

Some of my best friends are white.

Hopefully we will have a new reviewer next week. This is only the most recent and most minor of such simple blunders.

Troy and Abed are detectives, not beat cops, in their performance.

"Effectively cancelling" is not cancelling, thus CW will not be cancelling the program.  You would not need the additional word "effectively" if you meant the exact same thing as cancelling.

How to make the revenge extra special-

Quality and ratings rarely correlate. The tastes and capacities of the population of the US are so battered by suffering under capitalism that quality is not what will necessarily appeal to them in their moments of leisure.

This is a Canadian show that has already had its full run of episodes in Canada.

If it happens on the internet, they are probably lying.

Sam Adams,

Jeff suggested in season one that Abed has it.

It is not that one can't be a 'dick' but if you accidentally told someone you care deeply about, without being thoughtless or malicious intentioned, are you being a dick? I would say no, you made a mistake.

While Jeff may have been wrong, he said so in season one.

Please, please stop reviewing these episodes. You are utterly ignorant of what it is like to have Asperger's syndrome and this leads you to never understand anything Abed does. You have your head so far up your neurotypical ass that you project your own dickishness on to other people.

Am I just an eternal optimist in hoping House and Park end up together by the finale?

This reply is dependent on spoilers for serials decades old.

This is to the 'Lord of the Flies' influence on Battle Royale comment by  Tearinitup.