I steal pets from the popular people and dress them up like the popular people.

He's not eaten the other friends yet, so maybe not.

You have friends, you definitely have friends. Objectively it can't be said that you do not have friends.

But either way, we wind up with one bloated racist ass that's twice as big as the two which preceded it. It's like the end of Akira, but everyone's screaming CUCK

It's a defence mechanism to justify their shitty opinions. Popular culture tells us that Nazis are bad, so being called a Nazi is worse than actually being one. Therefore they try and spin the Nazi accusation over to the other side - the Feminazi epithet, pointing out that Nazi is short for national socialist, and…

Also, Hitler had two scoops of ice cream while everyone else was only allowed one

It is silly, but there's a few different schools of thought that are described with the term liberal, and even in context it can be hard to figure out which one someone's talking about.

Uh actually, it's a trilby, not a fedora.

I'm pretty sure if I wrote a 10-page memo about my socialist leanings and distributed around the multinational I work for I'd be out on my ear too.

O'Brien wouldn't accept a commission to officer's rank. He works for a living.

A friend of mine got laser eye surgery a few years back and her husband and I kept complaining that she didn't get eye-beams afterwards

The city I live in is collectively stunned by some new laser eye surgery, apparently.

Because alpha is good and beta is bad, therefore any behaviour they don't like is beta. It's not like their bullshit has any science to back it up or anything.

Yeah, I didn't like it at first, but I was singing along every week by halfway through the series. So I have faith that the new intro will be just as great.

Hello Joe

You see, this time I'm not actually mocking you. I was genuinely asking a question.

Iron helps us play!

That'll be a no then.

Have you ever considered actually having a conversation with somebody?

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