Still better than the 50 cent Iron Man costume used in disaster movie…

This is 40 Hours Long

He sold his soul when he made Meet the Spartans.

I am Kung Fu Panda!

Including Best Original Screenplay.

No. No. No. Drive doesn't deserve to be even mentioned in the same sentence as shit like Birdemic. Elevator scene was epic. Not a disaster by a long shot.

Well, I liked it. It was funny. A little smug, but funny.

Lawless? The Shia Labitch movie?

"You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead"

When's the last time Lily Allen was relevant? 2006?

When's the last time Lily Allen was relevant? 2006?

Digimon the Movie, and all the Pokemovies.

Digimon the Movie, and all the Pokemovies.

I won't lie, Tom Cruise looks badass in this movie. Everything else looks sub-Glee, though.

I won't lie, Tom Cruise looks badass in this movie. Everything else looks sub-Glee, though.

Or a black guy saying "Shit just got real" or something to that effect.

Or a black guy saying "Shit just got real" or something to that effect.

There IS a god after all. I mean look at Bay's producing track record; The Hitcher, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Beginning, Nightmare on Elm Street, all terrible horror remakes (Elm Street was the best out of all of them IIRC). I don't even like the Ninja Turtles, but this sounded bad. I'm glad it's going to burn…

There IS a god after all. I mean look at Bay's producing track record; The Hitcher, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Beginning, Nightmare on Elm Street, all terrible horror remakes (Elm Street was the best out of all of them IIRC). I don't even like the Ninja Turtles, but this sounded bad. I'm glad it's going to burn…

Adam Sandler truly is Derp De Derp…
*sheds tear*