Why, you might say we ATE Rabin, and he's in our stomachs right now!

Well I AM one for animal cruelty and I think that's one of the weaker jokes.

FUN FACT:

We would've also accepted "The thing you knew was going to happen happened"

Stupid Flanders.

God, the ending of that show. I don't know how they did it. In any other show, the emotional whiplash would throw me out of my seat. But every single damn time it manages to be simple, beautiful, and devastating.

Hey, that's unfair. Super Fun Night will always be remembered as the show that somehow managed to make "Don't stop me now" into a bad song.

I was not interested.

Oh my GOD no.

I know what those words mean, but that sentence makes no sense!

Jon Stewart's gonna die one of these days and I don't know how I'm gonna handle it.

I have no opinion on the actual Dick Cavett show, I'm just here to remind everybody that the funniest joke The Simpsons ever did was in the King Homer section of Treehouse of Horror III, where they show a newspaper from 1936 with the headline "Dick Cavett born", complete with a picture of the adult Dick Cavett.

I am tired of these jokes about my shapeshifting hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when…

To attack to Hessian forces at Trenton.
To make a ridiculous amount of money.
To win a bar bet with T.S. Eliot that he could make every high schooler for the next seventy years read his book.

This sounds like it would be a really boring documentary.

Maybe we shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss trying to get it on your own.

Aw man, I thought this was going to FINALLY solve everything.

Seriously though: There was no Community on tonight because of THIS?

To be fair to Dean, Unforgiven is a really solid film. Well wroth staying up all night for.

I demand that every review Todd writes from now on be in the form of a conversation with Nick Zano, or at least a bland actor that Todd is only sorta sure isn't McSteamy