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That poor waitress has been working at that restaurant for decades.

The first time I watched that movie, I did it in a large group of friends who all were in it for the crazy one liners. Then he cuts Buzzsaw in half and at first, it's just a really intense scene. More brutal than we were expecting from Schwarzenegger.

Dalton is a bad.

Also I'm pretty sure Barney was going to kill that poor woman! I think he was literally going to have her be dead.

Man I didn't care for this much at all. It just seemed like an excuse to make all the characters act super goofy before they do something seriously like, say, an episode that rhymes.

Uhhhh I'll drive.

Snake! I thought you'd be taller.

Oh man, it's weird to see one of these that I can agree with.

Can we just agree that every single line from this episode is sorta the platonic ideal of a joke?

SPRINGFIELD RULES, SUCKERS!

I've seen some fan art regarding that last one.

(This is actually a real good one)

NOT ONLY COULD NAGA TALK THE ENTIRE TIME, SHE'S IN LOVE WITH BOLIN.

We should probably start with the insane fake spoilers here: BUMI REVEALS HE'S BEEN THE EVIL AVATAR ALL THE TIME: VATTU IS ACTUALLY A KITE. KORRA GETS DOUBLE AMNESIA.

I cracked up at the long sip of tea and the added 'my battleship'.

You guys know what? The best red stuff DOES come from the Fire Nation.

The REAL magic is that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul seem like real-life best friends.

"Human Detective, I don't understand why you now love the Human Female District Attorney, when moments ago you hated each other!"

I am apparently in that small group that believes ALL those alternate ideas were terrible.

Ugh, God help me but I think I love this show. It's just a bunch of comedians I like making dumb jokes and riffing. It is such a basic premise that it is remarkably difficult not to like.