Quiet, you.

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but
tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward;
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I also just realized that I would probably like the boilerplate humanity lessons a lot more if somebody called out Cass for it, or if the point was that he's so removed from being human that all his "realizations" are really just trite stuff everybody knows.

I know Human Cass figuring out HUMANITY, MAN is kinda silly and done and expected, but damn if Misha didn't make me smile watching it.

Absolutely. That bit in the article's clip where he's like….pushing down a bunch of boards that are stacked up against each other?

Is this confirmation that Homeland is going to go on way way too long and get terrible? I think this is.

Let's just take a lot of time to discuss how Jackie Chan is straight up amazing, and how that ladder scene is the coolest thing.

You're right, but I think adding the picture was superfluous, as 100% of the A.V. Club has the image of The Homer permanently stuck to their brains.

CONFESSION TIME:

The entire genre of zombie apocalypses (apocali?) falls apart pretty much the instant you apply any logic like "the zombies will run out of food" to it.

I'm always a little sad whenever I see this episode and that joke doesn't happen, because it is just about the perfect Smithers line.

I DO love legitimate theatre.

I love that his guesses before that "Bob Barker, Snoop Doggy Dog and David Brenner", which are somehow the perfect guesses of famous names that sound like dogs.

I REALLY like this episode.

No, Firefly is Muggsy Bogues: short.

"Dalton Wilcox, played by Andy Daly, one of the show’s most inventive character guys, Andy Daly"

I'm getting really tired….

I never realized it before, but your molester metaphor is EXACTLY why I totally loved that scene.

This is totally solid, and exactly what I was hoping for.