My pine air fresheners are 99% pure. Stay out of A1A's territory. 

Nobody ever said that the Simpsons episodes happen in chronological order.

Or Pony Boy. Or his secret alien name. (Not the N-word you're thinking of!)

Please! Call him Garry!

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Don't worry, you can hate bad writing even if a chick made it, just as long as you would hate it equally if a dude wrote it.  Bad writing's bad writing.

There are so many places I can go to see naked woman that doesn't involve being terrified. 

All we need now is a horrible movie called "Trains" and we'll be able to make a REALLY good Steve Martin/John Candy joke.

My favorite bit of the entire show is Trebek's response: "Cliff, why would you do this?"

Who are three foreign documentaries that have never been in my kitchen?

It doesn't count as "working" until it learns to love. Show me the video of THAT.

You know what? That's exactly how I feel about that scene. A lot of Walter's life pre-meth seemed like it could easily be accompanied by a sad trombone.

There's just so much competition!

Betsy Brandt, I just want you to know that you gave my favorite handjob in any medium, and that's saying something!

You gotta make it at least SOMEWHAT believable. 

I'm an A.V. Club snark artist. (Snartist?)

I can't wait for the explanation of Sherlock's survival to be wholly unsatisfying and hand-wavy.

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Wibbly-Wobbley Timey-bullshit.

We'll never have to choose between them, thank God.