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R2, that, that stabilizer's broken loose again! See if you can't lock it down before mom runs over it with the vacuum.

For me, it is his insistence that Lincoln or Bane is a fun game to listen to.

This world was never meant for one as furious as you.

and hillbillies prefer to be called "Sons of the soil", but it ain't gonna happen.

Couldn't we like….just…watch a regular spelling bee? They televise those, you know.

You know what? King of Kong is legitimately  one of my favorite films of all time. I wouldn't mind giving him some money. This is the first time "Get Involved, Internet" has worked, at least for me.

This joke is really too easy but here we go anyways:

If you're getting head when all those around you are losing theirs….

You are as good as they say!

There were a lot of old ads we've seen in there. It's like when The Simpsons go into their basement and see the head of Xt'tapalatakettle.

I'm beginning to think these are faked. Nobody's ever asked for more Betty.

BOOM.

That's even more apropos! God bless you, The Simpsons, for giving us a quip for every occasion, and sometimes two or three!

Probably the best gag of the night. They stayed just long enough on his silly face.

I honestly teared up a bit when he made her a bird. What a weird, adorable detail.

"He's just so happy to have a family plan". Oh my. Say what you will, everybody, but God damn if this show didn't hit the sweet spots for me  tonight. Good on you, The Office. You weren't always great but you made me smile and you made me care. If that isn't nice I don't know what is.

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Clearly you missed the recent "Inventory: twelve penetrations that really redefined the medium."

The A.V. club turned into a hardcore nudity site so gradually, I hardly even noticed.

Aw man, wasn't this just classic Supernatural? No great TV, but fun fun fun until daddy took the T-bird away.  Crowley was great throughout and I already found myself looking forward to seeing how the angel thing ends up.