Well shit I gotta see this movie now. That's what I get for putting deals into jokes.

The only way I would watch this movie is if they somehow work in the fact that its main character can eat no fat, or if at some point he falls down and breaks his crown.

Yeah, I really never figured out what people had against that episode. I laughed! It caused laughter in me! I somehow missed the part where the characters were destroyed and the entire universe came crashing down!

Debby Does Greendale.

Don't worry, I didn't get it either, and I am extremely, extremely clever.

As awful as this Disqus format is, can we talk for a second about how Norman Osborn is a pretty huge part of the Spider-Man universe, and that we can't really fault the new movies for also including him?

I'm talking to Scott Bakula.

Now, I am in no way going to defend MacFarlane's dumb, dumb performance, but I always feel that every time somebody makes an outraged "look at this sexist comedian" article, or when the world makes a big deal about bad jokes, it hurts the cause of feminism in general.

I am actually really happy at how horrible this is. It's like watching an Indian action film, the low quality is the best part.

Yay! It's fixed! We all look like insane people!

I like the downvotes; now when I express my opinions that Lena Dunham needs to stop taking off her shirt, I can know EXACTLY how much of a douche I sound.

ARGH! Animal changes my password! Why this always happens to me?

Fun fact: It is ridiculously narrow for me too. What on earth is going on?

I getting a little worried about how many of my favorite shows feature princesses of flame.

Archmage, I just want you to know that you are TOTALLY on my A.V. Club dream D&D team (A.V.C.D.D.D.T.)

This episode was far from terrible, but hot damn does How I Met Your Mother feature some of the worst CGI ever designed.

Nice job. Nice job, The Ice King.

No video games as a kid? That's….I'm so sorry, dude. You poor thing.

It's welfare week on the A.V. Club.

Hathaway won awards for both "Best supporting actress" and "least supporting bra"