I've never wanted a movie to fail for less reason than it'd be great for a big red NO joke.

Yippe kai yay, diminishing returns.

"He took…::breathes on glasses:: it out."

Question: how….do you engage in romantic love? Like, at all? I'm asking for a friend.

Well, @avclub-6ee934260c80f2e2f9098dcd3e44c032:disqus , that's totally fair and all, but you really shouldn't vote republican because of their awful, life destroying policies, not their lack of Audio Visual prowess. I mean, what are they supposed to be, some sort of A.V. club?

Don't forget to pause a moment before drinking, move towards the bottle, hesitate, and keep eye contact with the camera the whole time.

No no, the funniest part is the very end, when it is revealed that Danny Aiello survived the flaming limo crash off a cliff, and explains it through a "sprinkler system, can you believe it?"

Good, I'm glad other people remember the weirdest god damned line in any movie ever.

In the one where the guy sells his soul to the devil to become immortal, and then kills his wife just so he can laugh when the electric chair doesn't kill him….what was he thinking would happen after they gave him the electric chair?

Yeesh, I know. She wouldn't shut up about it.

Who are you to decide what is and what isn't amazeballs?

Also, Monk was great. I miss Monk.

Hold up guys.

"You know what Ted? You SHOULD keep dating this person who is destroying your property as we speak."

Are you two related? I feel like you two are at least cousins or something.

…I'll allow it!

I'm sorry, sir. The "Girls" reviews are right this way, let me lead you there.

"Blazing Saddles Style" probably means "No, it's OKAY if I say the n word" in this context.

Finally, proof that Community is not as good as it once was.

Yay! More Supernatural. Now we'll finally get that season where SAM spends a year stuck in a strange place while DEAN gets into a doomed relationship in the meantime.