You're living the dream we all have. God I'm jealous.

My mistake, I see that now.

I know it has a transcript, but I feel really weird about the A.V. club telling me to "Read this" oral history.

Aw man, and I was already a member of the Do No H-Army.

Simple answer: That car just had way expired tags.

They just wanted to see if they could name all the Steelers. They got close!

They just wanted to see if they could name all the Steelers. They got close!

Wait…why DON'T they make clear dishwashers?

@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus  He's too busy pretending to be an airplane co-pilot.

Maaaaan you ruined the magic!

I was gonna make a Daniel Day-Lewis joke but "I drink your five dollar milkshake" is as good as it gets.

Well that's true of every single movie, isn't it?

And Jeremy Irons has always worn the number one jersey in my heart.

In other news. Zontar is here.

But really, what anagram isn't?

These are all terrible!

I have a friend who really likes anagrams and also The Simpsons, who determined that Jeremy Irons is a REALLY hard name to anagram.

What does he think of Greg Proops' impression of him?

I always knew the A.V. Club would one day eat itself, but I had no idea it would be like this.

Oh man but you just reminded me that he directed Big Fish, and I totally love me some Big Fish. That movie is a delight.