And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!

Truly, we are all still slimed.

Hey, Artie. How's it going?

Strong in the real way.

(Shhh, I edited, tell no one.)

I never had any desire to watch Reboot, but knowing they referenced one of my favorite television shows of all time is giving me just the slightest bit of interest in…

"When after all/it was you and me"

I fear there may not ever be enough upvotes for this comment.

Word of advice: try not to woo ladies by calling them "clever girl."

Ube trippin'.

Thinking it over, and as much as I loved the lore-rich and redemption-thick last two parts of this special…as much as I loved being out and about on Homeworld and seeing Lars become badass and pink in quick succession…I'm pretty sure The Trial will be the part that sticks with me the longest.

Not my art, not my idea, not my concept. Not safe for work.

I'm sure you're right.

Please god. No. No crossover between that fandom and this.

Oh yeah, it's no small thing that they squished a polyamorous gem in there, believe me. I mean, it is a small thing, but for any kid out there who was raised in a poly household, it'll be one tiny little speck of representation they'd never had seen before, and it's just lightly-played enough to not send any but the…

Oh snap, I'm so eager to see what his reaction to all this will be.

12 Angry Gems

…and they feel oddly comforting if you leave one out on the countertop until it reaches room temperature, then unwrap it and place it on the back of your hand for a while.

I imagine them to be packaged in semi-sealed, origami'd cellophane like Kraft Singles are.

A friend egg? I could really use one of those right now.