You tell 'im, WK.

God, what a year for new music and beloved musicians.

You mean a cool 00000 Million.

Okay, I've given it a few more listens and the back-half is growing on me. But more (pleasantly) surprising is the fact that I'm starting to think "33 'GOD'" may be the best song of the year.

He was the one behind the glowing lightbulb in Uncle Fester's mouth.

"Everything [has a] float[ing schedule] down here! We all float [blithely through our accelerated academic program and into secure, interesting careers]!"

Also, where do you think The A. V. Club finds its stable of talented professional Newswire writers?

John Oliver, tangentially, I suppose.

Just jump in a ball of twine and twitch for a few minutes. Easy.

"Have You Ever Really…" deserves to be knocked down to Bad simply for its egregious overuse of the word "really." Bryan Adams either had a tight deadline or a really big disinterest in fulfilling his contract.

They did. Or at least they allowed different radio stations to insert their own DJs into the bridge.

Illuminati, Freemasonry, Satanic numerology…man. If this stuff turns out to be true, the whole of Western society is fuckified.

Man, even the suit jacket with GOV on the back was somehow funnier because it was on Mel.

Just think about your secretary.

The band?

I think Upstream Color is sort of the movie Terrence Malick would make if he was into worms and hypnotism.

How Low would Ryan Lochte Stoop? this fall on E!

Sadly, not a Styx cover.

I can.

I always do!