Do not believe the guy in the studio, who tries to tell you it's terrible. That guy…IS A LIAR!!!

Oh it was proof that Grant was plotting to ruin Forrest's life by a) letting Suzanne's request onto the show, b) convincing Forrest to veto it and c) conspiring to make the next review "getting pranked" and then immediately getting the show cancelled

I'm convinced of it, just like I'm convinced he's the one who finally brought the axe down on the show.

I think Andromeda's combat is capable of being really good, specifically in the multiplayer, but I don't know if I'd say they're as satisfying as they could have been, or even as satisfying as Mass Effect 3's

Boy, a lot of actors from this time period pulled the old murder/suicide thing, huh?

I think this is one of the better closing narrations this show ever did.

One of the very fun things about Season 5 is how that's shifted a bit. People are getting fucking walloped now.

Arrow wounds *and* bullet wounds

They forshadowed it nicely with Forrest's complete non-reaction to the Craigslist hoarder guy talking about how he wishes he'd held onto his marriage

He always seemed so incredibly satisfied by that review

I loved that Parkour got 5 stars but Birdwatching got 2 even though they had the same result

"And I HATE that kid in the glasses"

Those tests really level out once you

It's an adventure game in that it wants you to go on adventures. I actually think it sticks to the core tenets of the series better than everyone else seems to.

Because the explosions look so incredibly good. I'm always surprised anyone survives them.

Make sure you give the flowers to Aeris so you can resurrect her later.

Kerry just popping out of Cary, holding a bat with nails in it, ready to throw the fuck down with some parasite motherfuckers was maybe the most attracted I've ever been to a fictional character

"Sad emo Wolverine" is like a triple tautology

Which would explain why the girlfriend knew that they were watching

It's not that she was never real, it's that somehow after her death, she's embedded himself into his consciousness so deeply that she's replacing people he knew before in his memories