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"Come and touch it, Jemaine!" is my go to expression when someone's way too excited about doing a mundane thing. I only know two people who get the reference, but that's enough for me.

ALL. THE. TIME.

"JESSE! JESSE! WE'LL COOK IN THE 32 OZ JESSE!"

Ha. I think 5 minutes in GTA time is like a week or something. Niko really can't hold his liquor.

The only thing I can think of is some of the weird dream sequences in the original Max Payne. He gets dosed with Valkyr and slips into one. Also he does an impossible amount of painkillers.

Well, I mean. Ellen Burstyn's character was a TV addict first and foremost. THE MOST DANGEROUS DRUG.

Getting drunk in GTA 4 was a bit hyperbolic, but also great just because you were completely incapable of doing literally anything for like 5 minutes.

It still worked because Sansa had no idea what the hell was happening, but I understand the point.

If he ends it in a yellow suit and a stirring proposal of marriage to Ygritte, I'm in.

BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN

"Those look like my hands, right?"

I use "some other musical stuff!" as a bookend to conversations far, far too often, given that I know like four people who watch Sunny.

They dug coal together.

Drew's Clues.

Anyone who didn't is a damned idjit.

Weirdly, I'd be more afraid for Jamm if it were Andy he was fighting instead of Ron.

Scott Bakula's sadness in this movie is unrivaled, even in the hallowed halls of Scott Bakula's sadness in other things.

Have you people never seen The Life and Times of Tim?

He didn't get beaten up, but he did get outsmarted multiple times.

I think my favorite shot in this finale, and in the running for my favorite shot of the entire series was Walter and Michael staring into the vortex. Just for a second, Walter hesitates, then he steps forward. Perfect distillation of his character.