As if! Mark my words: Doctor Who will NEVER be popular again, and even if it does come back, it'll only be watched by senior citizens who long for the old days (you know, BEFORE this awesome period of economic expansion).

It took ten minutes for my computer to load this page, but it was worth the read! Radical writing there, dudes!

It's an Atheist Conspiracy, Charlie Brown!

Every year the Presbyterian church I attend lets me write the children's Christmas service. I'm seriously considering making this year's message: "Who cares if no one says 'Merry Christmas', that's not the point of the holiday!"

I cannot wait for that review. The way it attacks the "Serious Death" episode of teen dramas is perfect. Easily my favourite, so much so that I won't quote a single line until it gets covered.

Davis on Corner Gas, for one.

I'm just so damned glad this show came back for 12 kick-ass episodes. It's like having a friend move away, and you think you're never going to see them again, and then they just return one day for old time's sake. Great season, amazing series, and man oh man I hope there's still more to come.

"That's OUR word."

I've listened to Clarity front-to-back more often than any other album I own. It has helped me through some really difficult times and truly encapsulates what it's like to be in the confusing mess that is your early-to-mid twenties.

Clone High? But you're a g-g-g-g-g-dead show!

Martha could. That's how she bought Jack time.

Phyllis' Wedding is my favourite "awkward Michael Scott" episode. I was able to get through "Dinner Party" without cringing too heavily, but the scene where Michael introduces the bride and groom (to complete congregation silence) BEFORE the ceremony is complete made me pause my DVD for a good 60 seconds.

Chappelle. But Mason was the only character who seemed to realize the absurdity of everything going on around him.

"I don't know, I swear to God—"

"The Government Can't Send Justin Bieber Home Because There Is No Government And There Is No Home." — @jadensmith

Block-bombers

He's finally gonna take down that mob boss who killed that little girl. It was his first case.

"We don't have a Jesus statue in our bedroom!"

I remember watching Rises and thinking "If Jack Bauer was in Gotham, the city would be saved before Bruce's back was fixed."

24 takes place in the same universe as Nolan's Batman.