I am insanely excited for this. Probably more than any other pop-culture release this spring, if not year.

"If he truly knew how much you care about him, he'd dump his hot-but-cruel cheerleader girlfriend who's only using him for popularity in a second."

"Ohmigosh, this girl in the story is different from everyone else, because she's good at different things! OHMIGOSH, so am I! It's like we're the same person!"

Ha! Classic Schmosbey!

On the other hand, when that sort of trope is subverted (Clone High, The Lego Movie), holy crap is it funny.

Its cousin is just as infuriating:

Of this, Believe and Resurrection, I have no idea which one JJ Abrams did and didn't produce.

I want a Lego Batman spinoff more than any other film right now.

I spell Correspondents with a Q-U!

I unashamedly love this band. I've found that Clarity and Bleed American are my go-to albums for just about anything. They're perfect for capturing the confusing-but-hopeful emotions of being in your early-20s.

Boo bedoo bedoo bedoo. Sex.

The Very Special Christmas CDs, along with A Charlie Brown Christmas, are so ingrained in my mind that I have nothing but good things to say about them. Bruce Springsteen's Merry Christmas Baby? Love it. Bon Jovi's Back Door Santa? Crank it up. Tom Petty's Christmas All Over Again? Criminally underplayed. Stevie…

I was listening to Blues Traveler's "Christmas" while on the bus home last night, and I realized that at the end of the song there are a good three or four different melodies all being sung at the exact same time. And it works great.

Oh man, his sheer joy is so contagious. "You guys know what time a' year it is?… You guys all been good and practicing real hard?"

Was a great game, all high scores going into FJ. Was hardly surprised that Carlos won. It was an easy question, and he seemed like the sort of guy who would know all about the internet.

Holy crap, this is awesome!

God bless you.

Fowa suppah, I-er-a wanna pah-tay plah-tah!

Enough with the stabbing, already. What, are you from Dartmouth?

"Really? ANOTHER show called Lost? They're ripping off that reality show? Ugh, this is gonna be AWFUL."