ODB is for the ladies…

HA! YOUR SISTER'S FUCKING BATHRO…. oh.

Don't worry, Robuttnik - Oates isn't trying to make a comparison, just show off his superior film knowledzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

In order to cut costs and fully utilise resources…
… Sir Ian McKellan should be the new James Bond.

Sister Mary Francis - if I'd have had a mouthful of coffee, etc, etc. Thanks.

"That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know… WHEN I SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL, MOTHERFUCKER!"

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

No you didn't.

"I still think Thatcher was a badass. She stomped the shit out of Argentina, and was to the left of Reagan on a lot of issues."

Penguin - I also dislike Thatcher, and Coldstream seems like an asshole… BUT, help me out here with the implication that the poll tax was "racist", and the whole homosexual thing. There are many reasons to criticise Thatcher, but those aren't two I recognise…

Coldstream - you are "A Grey Man Writes", and I claim my 5.

I am now disappointed that there is no 3D movie called "Anal Destination" in the works.

People with low self-esteem should watch this show
I enjoy Jersey Shore unironically, and this little preview has me looking forward to series 2… at the very least it serves to remind me that, as much of an asshole as I might be, I'm not *that* much of an asshole.

Spartacus is OK…

Sincere apologies, America
I mean, don't get me wrong - there's a lot wrong with you, and I don't necessarily disagree with a bit of payback for your myriad wrongs.

First to, er, reply to Lobsters. That's a thing, right? Do I win a t-shirt?

Bad move…
…Amelie Gillette.

I hope justpassingby now sues himself for plagiarising his own comment.

HE MIGHT HAVE ONLY COME SECOND!!!!!!!!!!! BUT DON'T EVER SAY THE CZAR CAST ICHBAS TURD DOESN'T GIVE IT HIS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I place the blame squarely with…
Kanye's agent Simon Cluedo, and his A&R man, Ian Yahtzee.