Reporters = Scum
Wow, the producers are not going to be happy finding out that he thinks that, basically, the show is beneath him. (It isn't very good, though, from what I've seen - he may be right). I imagine a "that's not what really what I meant" statement from Siegel will be reported on Newswire in the next few…

A postapocalyptic fail with mutants outside.

A postapocalyptic fail.

Yeah, I mean, Arsenio is totally wrong, of course, but it's like you guys are using the internet for the first time. (Tom Waits, I can and many others can attest to the fact that you are not using the fucking internet for the first time!)

Tinky tonky tinkk, congrats on the wedding. Hope you have an absolutely Gluniack honeymoon.

I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming!

Yeah, sorry Grey Man, but "forum gobblers" is pretty weak even by your standards.

It's everyone's favourite gimmick poster! Hooray! The guy who responds to criticism with "did I touch a nerve?" or "ah, I see I pissed you off" or "I know you are."

"Rock Star" by Nickelback is the worst song ever, closely followed by Limp Bizkit's version of "Faith".

I'd say she left dirty needles in the sink, more likely.

Holy shit, Robuttnick - I clicked it really fast a few times and… you trapped me in a nightmare; I hate you.

Fools. I'm reading this thread on an old black and white monitor, so I'm the only one who can appreciate the real "warmth" of the words on the screen.

Hey, try hard, come back to us when you can do "Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young" and then MAYBE we'll be impressed.

Sean, could you further clarify why you would Google the words "Rupert Grint Ice Cream Truck" in the first place?!

Anyone who now doesn't have to sit through a set by the Cribs…
…owes Iceland a beer. I mean a bjeear.

This week - Keith and Tasha share budget beauty tips, and Scott compares different types of bacon and asks: "which is the saltiest"? Followed by an advert for "The Big Rewind".

"We're going to talk about a movie called…
… Kick… Ass?"

CW, Juggernaut - If you're seeing "porn" in the picture above, I'm going to guess that probably says more about you than it does of a picture of a girl dressed as a superhero with a comically angry face, about to punch someone…

With a pinch of cyanide??!! But that's insane!

"…but when you start coming out into communal society and eating at Denny's in your Star Trek uniform and acting like you've been beamed to a planet of greasy diners, anyone else you encounter who is unwilling to share your made-up reality has the right to treat you like a fucking weirdo."